A Feast of Ice and Fire (cheese + meat for GoT)

A Feast of Ice and Fire (cheese + meat for GoT)

50.00

Meat and Cheese Hordes from the Rhined 

Cheese is coming.

In anticipation of the upcoming final season of Game of Thrones, we are assembling hordes of our most valiant and otherworldly meats, cheeses and accompaniments to aid you in the eternal struggle against undying cravings!  

A Feast of Ice and Fire includes:

Wabash Cannonball (a goat’s milk cheese straight from the barrel of Capriole in hilly Indiana)

Hops w/ Rhinegeist Bogbeast (a beastly delicious cheese from Tulip Tree made with local barrel-aged wheatwine)

Challerhocker (as majestic as the Alpine crags from whence it came, and twice as nutty)

Snapdragon (take heed—this triple-cream from Tulip Tree is infused with Dragon’s Bane—a.k.a. habaneros)

Appease your allies with two of our finest banquet-ready cured meats:

Delaware Fireball (a crepinette salami from Smoking Goose as firey as Dragon’s Breath itself)

Prosciutto (sliced from the gams of untamed Hogges)

Lavishly arranged with sundry offerings from forest and field.

Summon your horde:

The Feast is a meal for 2 or a snack for 4-6.

Pickup your provisions on Saturday or Sunday of the current episode at The Rhined or Oakley Wines

Saturday pickup:

  • The Rhined 9am-10pm

  • Oakley Wines 3pm-12am

Sunday pickup:

  • The Rhined 10am-6pm

  • Oakley Wines 1pm-7pm

Summons must be placed at least one full Earth rotation (24 hours) prior to pickup.

*does not include crostini or baguette, please order separately

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GOT wines and add-ons

Roquefort 'Corail' Rose
21.00

Highgarden.

From the land of flowers, herbs, and happiness— Provence.

This rosé tastes like Highgarden smells— herbal, strawberrry, currant, cassis.

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Meinklang Frizzante Rose
19.25

Dorne.

Thirst quenching for those desert days.

Mineral driven, natural bubbles w/ lots of fruit and floral notes.

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Labbe Vin De Savoie 'Abymes'
15.00

The Wall.

White wine from a region prone to avalanches.

Dry, crisp, delicious.

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Clos Cibonne
32.25

King’s Landing.

Definitely the wine the Lannisters are drinking.

Blend of Tibouren and Syrah.

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Tinhof 'Wild Boar'
19.25

Winterfell.

Crisp and refreshing, super juicy, with a bit of baking spice.

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Meinklang Burgenland Red
16.05

Casterly Rock.

Blend of Austrian red grapes: Zweigelt, Blaufrankish, St. Laurent.

Great summer red, quaffable.

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Crostini
2.00
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